Famous Sayings and Quotes by Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx's Famous Quotes

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Quotes about life - The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing...

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while. -Groucho Marx. - Groucho Marx. View more images...

Groucho Marx picture quotes - You're the reason our kids are so ugly. - Success quotes

You're the reason our kids are so ugly. - Groucho Marx. View more images...

Success sayings - I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't..

I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx. View more images...

Success quote - He's a male chauvinistic piglet.

He's a male chauvinistic piglet. - Groucho Marx. View more images...

Make image quotes about life - She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party - Groucho Marx. View more images...

Groucho Marx picture quotes - Man does not control his own fate. the women in his life do that.. - Life quotes

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx. View more images...

Success quote - I've got a good mind to join a club and beat..

I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it! - Groucho Marx. View more images...

Success quotes - Gentlemen, chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like..

Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx. View more images...

Design picture quotes about success - I could dance with you until the cows come..

I could dance with you until the cows come home... on second thoughts, I'll dance with the cows and you go home. - Groucho Marx. View more images...

Quote about success - Do you suppose i could buy back my introduction..

Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you? - Groucho Marx. View more images...